Express Your Farm

To the tune of Madonna's "Express Yourself":
 
C'mon Cait.  Do you believe in winning?  Cos I got something to say about it and it goes something like this.
 
[Chorus:]
 
Don't make extended trades Caitlyn
Poke him down over time
You know, you know, you've got to
Get all the farm for the gold
And then maybe then you'll know your skill is real
 
You don't need champion kills
Or tower damage done
Jungle ganks can come very fast
In fights you never last, no, no
What you need is the minion kills
To get you to your B.F. sword
Need to be the leader in farm
Make him duel you if you know you'll win
(You'll never win duels)
 
[Chorus]
 
Cupcake traps are a good way to snare
But what if their Lee wants to gank
Headshot procs are very good damage
But Lulu's not really a tank
You deserve the gold in lane
So if the time isn't right then just farm
Fighting them is never enough
You'd do much better baby in midlane
 
[Chorus]
 
Just farm your lane
(You've got to make him)
Just farm his lane
Hey, hey, hey, hey
So if you wanna win games, let me show you how
Just farm all the creeps, oh baby ready or not!